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List of Rules
The following list of rules applies to each person as they enter Oklahoma:
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter
how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. There are pigs, cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it.
Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.
4. So you have an $80,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar air conditioned tractors. We drive
them 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves is coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You had better hope
you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat catfish & calf-fries. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to
the first of November.
9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick
off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper,
and Pace Picante Sauce.
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane"
into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try O.U. or O.S.U. (By the way Yankees, OSU does not mean Ohio State). They come outta there with an education,
a love for God, country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come home for the holidays.
16. We send more folks to the Navy, Army, Marines, & Air Force than any other state. "Don't Mess with Okla."
If you do, it will get your butt kicked by the best.
17. When folks in Oklahoma talk about having a PhD they're talking about their Post Hole Digger.
18. Always remember what our great governor E.W. Marland once said: "Oklahoma can make it without the United States,
but the United States can't make it without Oklahoma."
GOD BLESS OKLAHOMA!!!!!
Here's pictures of aircraft types I have flown
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| My one and only |
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| Camair N209 Portland-Hillsboro AP, Oregon |
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| N-209 |
NTSB Identification: CHI07LA086
14 CFR Part 91: General Aviation
Accident occurred Thursday, March 08, 2007 in East Liberty, OH
Aircraft: Camair 480, registration: N209
Injuries: 1 Fatal.
This is preliminary information, subject to change, and may contain errors. Any errors in this report will be corrected
when the final report has been completed.
On Macrh 8, 2007, about 11:16 eastern standard time, a Camair model 480, N209, piloted by a commercial pilot,(Owner SALVATION
AVIATION
C/O RUSSELL W SHEETS) was destroyed when it impacted the ground near East Liberty, Ohio. The 14 CFR Part 91 personal flight
was operating in visual meteorological conditions without a flight plan. The pilot was fatally injured. The flight originated
from the Packer Airport, Radner, Ohio, about 0800. The purpose of the flight and its destination have not been determined.
The airplane was a Camair model 480, Twin-Navion. It was a twin-engine monoplane of predominately aluminum construction.
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| Piper Apache, Vancouver |
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| Widgeon, Seattle |
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| Air Coupe |
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| First Flight for Private Pilot License |
| Aviator Nielsen & NielsenTheNavigator |
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| Tiger at Dallas |
FAA Registry
Name Inquiry Results
CHRISTOPHER MARCUS NIELSEN
Address
Address is not available
Medical
No Medical Available
MUST WEAR CORRECTIVE LENSES.
Certificates
1 of 1
DOI : 03/09/1977
CertIficate: COMMERCIAL PILOT
Rating(s):
COMMERCIAL PILOT
AIRPLANE SINGLE ENGINE LAND
AIRPLANE SINGLE ENGINE SEA
AIRPLANE MULTIENGINE LAND
AIRPLANE MULTIENGINE SEA
INSTRUMENT AIRPLANE
ROTORCRAFT-HELICOPTER
Thank You
Acquired most of these ratings on the dole; $20,000.00 more or less; think you for paying your Federal tax's.
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| N209 Serial Number 1-055 |
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| Cessna 150, Vancouver |
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| Cessna 206, round trip- Manila to Corregidor |
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| Mooney, Long Beach |
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| Piper, Vancouver |
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| Piper Cherokee 140 |
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| MayTag Messerschmitt |
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| Citabria, Portland & Tulsa R/T Booneville |
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| Nielsen Air Photo 1924 |
Knut Hans Nielsen
19 year old "BarnStormer"
of Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri
B: July 31, 1905
D: January 10, 1988
For every name across the sky
Of airmen brave and bold
Another
lies unsung and shy
A valiant tale untold
AviatorNielsen may have taken your granny or greatgranny for a
"ride".
Jenny: the principal aircraft flown by barnstormers
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| Lockheed Constellation |
My first long haul flight was in a "Connie" from Travis Air Force Base California to Tachikawa Air Force Base, which
is located approximately 40 miles northeast of Tokyo.
Fuel stops at Hickam and Wake Island.
I was outward bound, to report aboard the USS Renville, station ship, Hong Kong.
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| Lockheed Constellation |
These are not the correct "colors" as World Airways was the carrier contracting long haul flights to the military.
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